Math love. ♥

I got this from Ian. :) Natuwa lang ako sa mga nakalagay. :D

• Perpendicular lines: they only meet once and never again.
• Parallel lines: they never meet at all but at least they don't hurt each other by leaving.
• Asymptotes: no matter how hard you try to get closer and closer, its just not possible.
• Greatest Integer Function: no matter how close you get, you'll always end up being brought down.
• Rays: It's always just a one sided thing.
• Polynomial Functions: lahat perfect match maliban sa mga remainder.
• f(x) = 1/x: lahat puwede maliban sa zero, kawawa naman siya.
• Quadratic One-to-one Functions: kailangang isang side lang pipiliin.
• Line: it never ends, downside is that both are looking the opposite ways and never at each other.
• Imaginary Numbers: wag ka ng umasa, di yan maaari.
• Square Root of Any Negative Number: parating may i pero yun lang... wala ng you o tayo o we. i lang.
• (x-1)(x-1) Roots - x = 1 of Multiplicity 2: Kala mo naman one and only ka pero dalawa pala kayong one and only...
• Hollow Points: Akala mo meron, pero pinaasa ka lang pala.
• Limit of sin(1/x) as x approaches 0: Akala mo tunay, akala mo totoo. 'Yun pala does not exist.
• f(x) = 1 when x<0; -1 when x>0: Akala mo tuloy-tuloy, 'yun pala discontinuous
• Zero derivative: Wala siyang pinagkaiba sa iba mo pang x.
• dx: 'Di mo s'ya ex. Kasi 'di naman s'ya kailanman naging iyo.
• Integration by Substitution: Akala mo ikaw, pero maiisip mo bigla na 'd u'.   (KORNI MO)
  
• L'Hospital's Rule: Akala mo masayang kasama, pero paulit-ulit ka palang pahihirapan.
• Infinity to the Zero: Akala mo tuloy-tuloy lang pero ang totoo, 'di mo na s'ya naiintindihan.
• Graph ng 1 - sin theta: Akala mo perfect na heart, pero may issue pala sa kalagitnaan ng lahat.
• Graph ng 1 + 2cos theta: Itsura ng puso ko... butas.
• Disjoint sets: Akala mo close na kayo, pero wala man lang pala kayong connection.
• Partial fractions: Feel mo sobrang tatag mo na, pero madali ka lang palang ma-rip-apart.
• Substitute x: Papalitan ka lang pala.
• Equation with One Unknown: 'Pag naayos mo na, akala mo okay na lahat, 'yun pala kailangan nang isubstitute.
• Systems with Two Unknowns: Akala mo alam mo na 'yung buong kwento, pero may nalimutan ka pa pala.
• Remainder Theorem: 'Pag napalitan na, remainder ka na lang.
• Synthetic Division: Parang kakabreak lang, bring down ka kaagad. (AMP HAHA)
  
• Periodic function: Sa umpisa, akala mo may pupuntahan, paulit-ulit lang pala.
• Rectangle: What you are after a heartbreak: your life is a wreck and your emotions are in a tangle.
  
• Antiderivative: Akala mo ikaw na nagpapasaya sa kanya, yun pala may ibang tunay na pumupuno at bumubuo sa kanya.
• Exponent: Feeling mo masaya ka na kasi nasa taas ka. Yun pala, hindi ikaw yung nag-b-benefit.

Yung mga italicized and underlined are my favorites. :)